A Quote From Massawyrm of AICN on Spidey 3

Read the full review here, I just had to post this quote. It’s amazing.

“It’s like having awesome, perfect, mind blowing sex with that girl that moved in next door that you’ve been rubbing off to for the last six months, and just as you’re about to reach that special moment, just as your eyes are about to roll into the back of your head as you cry out, she looks up with those big brown eyes of hers and with her pursed bee stung lips asks “Did you remember to call your mother today?” HUH? WHAT? WHAT THE…? No! No, no! Don’t think about mom, don’t think about mom, don’t think about mom! Stay hard, stay hard, stay hard! But it won’t. The moment’s over. Even as you get back in game mode, it’s never the same. You never quite get as excited as you were before. And for some reason your mind keeps wandering back to that awful moment. Over and over again that image pops into your mind. Mom. THAT’S what the second half of Spider-Man 3 is like.”

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2 responses to “A Quote From Massawyrm of AICN on Spidey 3

  1. john

    Well fuck. Atlest the first half of the movie is mind-blowing sex and no one long piece of shit from the assholes in Hollywood.

  2. john

    After seeing it I have to say only the middle sucked balls

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